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Drunken Samurai vs. Elven Elāsmï

Drunken Samurai Win!
3 - 2

Season Late 2006 Preseason
Date June 13, 2006
Overtime Yes

With perfect weather, the teams squared off in front of the sparsely populated stands, with the Drunken Samurai taking a well-thrown rock to a hobgoblin before kicking off.

The Elven Elāsmï took three turns to pass the ball upfield to a catcher who had broken free of the line of scrimmage, and a Long Pass was caught for the first TD.

The Drunken Samurai then started off a textbook drive, making the elves pay with block after block, although compliments go to the Auld Albion Armourers, Inc., for their stellar product - not a single elf failed an armour roll.

As the Samurai reached their goal, an elf broke ranks and knocked down the ball-carrier to retrieve the ball, which was run back upfield in the dying seconds of the first half to leave the Elven Elāsmï ahead 2-0 with only one player out of the match.

One can only wonder what obscene eldritch rituals the Drunken Samurai performed in the locker room at half time, as the glorious weather turned to driving snow - sure to hamper the elven passing game.

With the second half underway, further evidence of the Drunken Samurai's blasphemous rites appeared, in the form of failed armour roll after failed armour roll, and the Elven Elāsmï began dropping like flies as they were ground into the snow for two great drives and two touchdowns.

With two turns left in the half, the Elven Elāsmï struggled mightily to return the ball from their 5-yard line to the other end for a winning touchdown, but the arctic conditions were sufficient to stymie their efforts and force the game into overtime.

The Drunken Samurai immediately blitzed the elves at the start of overtime and pushed a lineman into the crowd, but the two elven catchers broke right and ran as far upfield as they dared. The driving snow was so thick even the surefooted bull centaur Ungyo slipped a couple of times as he homed in on the elven catcher.

Pushing upfield, Iridian Truemoon, let go a pass to the pair of waiting catchers, only to have the ball picked off by a waiting hobgoblin and fighting through the abysmal conditions the Drunken Samurai forged back downfield toward the goal line. A valiant last-ditch attempt by the single Elven Elāsmï failed to bring down the ball-carrier, and the Drunken Samurai took the match, three to two.

Neither card was used, Inducements for Drunken Samurai was an extra hobgoblin who found a way to get pushed out of bounds and get seriously injured.

Drunken Samurai

  • Winnings: 70,000gp
  • FF: +1

# Player TD CAS COMP CAT INTER MVP Injury
3 Ungyo 0 1 0 0 0 0
4 Asahi Super Dry 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Sapporo Black 0 0 0 0 0 0 BH
6 Yebisu 0 0 0 0 0 1
7 Ki-rin Ichiban 0 1 0 0 0 0
8 Suntory Malt 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 Hayato 2 0 0 0 0 0
99 Sumisu 0 0 0 0 0 0
15 Buji 1 0 0 1 1 0
16 Journeyman 0 0 0 0 0 0
17 Journeyman 0 0 0 0 0 0

Elven Elāsmï

  • Winnings: 60,000gp
  • FF: 0

# Player TD CAS COMP CAT INTER MVP Injury
1 Stormchaser Scribequest 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Jadebranch Treestrength 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Ullarian Strikemaster 0 1 0 1 0 0
4 Iridian Truemoon 0 0 1 0 0 0
5 Fanafriel Cumulus 1 0 0 0 0 0
6 Eclipse Druiddream 0 0 0 0 0 0 MNG
7 Tirudean Lyremantel 0 0 1 0 0 0
9 Berent Skyseer 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Keefren Nightdeep 0 0 0 0 0 1
11 Hilo Nafretaam 0 0 0 0 0 0 -1AG
12 Llanefren Myfanwe 1 0 0 1 0 0
13 Journeyman 0 0 0 0 0 0 MNG
14 Journeyman 0 0 0 0 0 0 DEAD

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